(I've Got A) Hairy Back

So one of the promotions assistants, Maria Lopez. :) Loves Justin Timberlake - particularly "sexy back". and well - she commented (after dancing at the gay rodeo with Dave Hayes dhbearguy) that she commented that she thought most gay cowboys "needed a good waxing and a shave. He was so sweet - but sooooooooooooo hairy!" LOL!

So I've teased her since about my "hairy back" vs. "sexy back" - and today - along with a track downloaded - I presented her with "(I've Got A) Hairy Back"

"SexyBack" [Verse 1] I’m bringing sexy back Them other boys don’t know how to act I think you're special, what's behind your back? So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. Take 'em to the bridge [Bridge] Dirty babe You see the shackles Baby I’m your slave I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way Take 'em to the chorus [Chorus] Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re working with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it [Repeat 6 times] Get your sexy on [Verse 2] I’m bringing sexy back Them other fuckers don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack 'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast Take 'em to the bridge [Bridge] [Chorus] [Verse 3] I’m bringing sexy back You mother fuckers watch how I attack If that’s your girl you better watch your back Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact Take 'em to the chorus [Chorus]

"HairyBack" [Verse 1] I’ve got a hairy back Ma-r-ia Lopez don’t know how to act I think you're special, what's that on your back? So turn around and I'll enjoy your back. Take 'em to the bridge [Bridge] Furry babe put down that razor Baby Im your slave I’ll let you shave me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way Take 'em to the chorus [Chorus] Come here boy Go ahead, lets floss with it Come to the back Go ahead, lets curl it VIP Go ahead, lets floss with it Drinks on me Go ahead, lets curl it Let me see what you’re working with Go ahead, lets floss with it Look at that ‘stache Go ahead, lets curl it You make me smile Go ahead, lets floss with it Go ahead child Go ahead, lets curl it And get your hairy on Go ahead, be gone with it Get your hairy on Go ahead, be gone with it [Repeat 6 times] Get your hairy on [Verse 2] I’ve got a hairy back Them other fuckers don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack 'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast Take 'em to the bridge [Bridge] [Chorus] [Verse 3] I’ve got a hairy back You silly queens watch how I attack If that’s your boy you better watch your back Cause he’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact Take 'em to the chorus [Chorus]