Reminds of a story that one of my buddies used to tell about a protestor at Southern Decadance. Every year he'd be out with signs about God's Damnation and such. Thing is, he was apparently pretty good looking. And radiated a certain je ne sais OH GIRLFRIEND.

So one year as the bear contingent was going past him, rather than let him yell at them or yelling back as individuals, they all pointed at him and went "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"

Word was, he couldn't keep a BIG grin off his repressed-homo face at the attention. ;-)