DEATH STORM 2010!

[thoreau]

I love how local news channels are so predictable - we're having rain storms here in northern California - and our local weather reporter is LIVE BLOGGING them. LOL! You know they guy I mean - the poor sap (in this case KNTV's Bob Redell) who gets to stand out in the pouring rain and report live during the entire morning newscast getting wetter and wetter - and more miserable everytime they "go live now to Bob Redell" - as the anchors - with perfect hair and the Jerry Garcia ties and power suits talking to him on the live feed. They all talk like chicken little - and this morning was no exception. Apparently (screaming hysterically) SAN FRANCISCO IS GOING TO FALL INTO THE OCEAN DURING THE NEXT BIG STORM (stop screaming)(speak in hushed almost imperceptable voice)starting with the beaches at ocean beach which are eroding at an alarming (30 ft per millenium) pace. and he reports all this in the dark at 5am out on Sloat Avenue near the Zoo - like we should be worried that the entire city will fall into the ocean tomorrow because of DEATH STORM 2010!

wow.