Miss Kate is NOT happy

So - the alarm went of for our Friday Morning Walk^tm; and I turned it off and went back to sleep. and woke up twenty minutes ago. as in 8:10. not pretty. Just got in from running Miss Kate out for a bathroom visit - and the whole time she's like "aren't we going to the car? isn't it Friday?" - I felt horrible. I'll be sure to make it up to her tomorrow - and go for a Saturday walk somewhere special. but meanwhile I have to rush through my beautification rituals and head to the office. blargh.

santa hat day!

Spontaneous Productions - (Boise, Idaho)
"The Holiday Survival Game Show" (2003)
as the Ghost of Christmas Fabulous

Name that Christmas Tune

Titles that may have been written by a bureaucrat. Have fun deciphering these.

1. Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief
2. Embellish Interior Passageways
3. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
4. First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A
Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color
5. Soundless Nocturnal Period
6. Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural
7. The Yuletide Occurance Preceding All Others
8. Precious Metal Musical Devices
9. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males
10. Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage
11. Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend
12. Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The
First Person Plural
13. Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize
14. Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future
15. Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period
Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere
16. Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period
17. Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea
Southwest Of Jerusalem


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