Heard on Muni this morning

Red headed girl gets on at Civic Center - the train is full and she pushes her way (aggressively) onto the train. A tall man is watching her - having been pressed awfully close to her on the crowded train.

Red-headed girl to tall man: "Take a picture, it'll last longer, asshole."

Tall Man (without missing a beat, and loud enough for everyone around to hear clearly):
"Oh honey - you flatter yourself - unless you can grow a beard overnight and are hiding a 12" cock under that cute little dress, you do nothing for me. And for the record I was admiring that nice fall ensemble you put on - its very pretty - too bad what comes out of your mouth just makes you look and sound real ugly right now."

Red-headed girl: (silence)



omg. wow.