whats in a title, anyway?

[thoreau]

a friend of mine told me he wouldn't read or pick up a novel called "THE BOOK OF ROUGH METAPHORS" (the tentative title of my new project) citing that it is "too esoteric and about babbling brooks and stuff." LOL! Good feedback....

- so I've renamed the new novel "LUSTY, NEEDY, SWEATY BUTTSEX with a little Rumi."

that is all.

Comments

[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

LOL! To tell you the truth, I'd be tempted to buy the second one first if I only had enough cash to buy one. Especially if they were both by you!!!

[delmarmar.livejournal.com]

I need my eyes checked. I saw it as "LUSTY, NEEDY, SWEATY BUTTSEX with a little Runt."

Lucky little runt.

No need

[trouble94114.livejournal.com]

to change the whole title. Just substiture ButtSex for Metaphor, and you're good to go

Re: No need

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

"The Book of Rough Buttsex"

that has a nice ring to it.

[ursusarctos.livejournal.com]

So, will the movie of this title be done by Hot Desert Knights or Raging Stallion?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

Oprah! :)

[trouble94114.livejournal.com]

One could always hope for someone like Titan or (sigh) Brush Creek Media... Note to self, when I start my highly profitable porn enterprise (with latex novelty sideline) pay the DAMN IRS

[madknits.livejournal.com]

I like runts.
;-)

[cubdaddy.livejournal.com]

rofl!

[wrascalbc.livejournal.com]

What's a Rumi?

What's buttsex?

[fallen-x-ashes.livejournal.com]

Then maybe your friend would be better off not reading any book...

[budmassey.livejournal.com]

Come here little boy. I'll show you.

Re: No need

[tupper26.livejournal.com]

LOL That it does! Text by you, with pictures!

Tighter is better than roomy!

[tupper26.livejournal.com]

In my experience, rough buttsex is better with guys who aren't so roomy. *LOL* TIGHTER is definately the way to go!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

oh not true at all :) he's one of my most favorite people - this was all meant in snark and fun.

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know... I would pick up The Book of Rough Metaphors fully expecting it to be full of sweaty man-hammering. What else could it be, with that lacy, pink and cream cover?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

i know the label (special scratch and sniff card edition) gave it away too....

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

t is for TEASE

[tinman11201.livejournal.com]

Good new title! Got my attention! and the Rumi is an added bonus!

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

Oprah presents "BUTTSEX". A miniseries in two parts.

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

I'd certainly read that ...but I already had that reserved as the title of my autobiography. :-)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

two cheeks! :) Elbow Grease could sponsor!

(movie trailer voice)
what a man - as he turns the other cheek in Oprah's new thriller - ROUGH BUTTSEX with a little Rumi
(end movie trailer voice)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

LUSTY, NEEDY, SWEATY BUTTSEX with a little Rumi - a memoir? LOL!

Next on CBS

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

Oprah's 'Rough Buttsex' sponsored by Boy Butter and Elbow Grease.

Nothing will touch you like this can.

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

YES!

A Memoir in Two parts.

[carytown.livejournal.com]

Waiting list?????