Thoreau

I was lucky enough to see Zumanity -- the burlesque Cirque show -- last spring in Las Vegas. I bought tickets months in advance, and had front row center. As you probably experienced, the performers started working about a half hour before the show started, coming out to f*** with the audience. There were a couple of -- shall we say, "A-gays" sitting next to us who got pissed that they were getting picked on, and they left, allowing us to spread out a little. I don't know when I've had that much fun. What a blast!