"cuz i'm a loser baby.....so why don't you kill me......"

[thoreau]

Sing it with me!

AUGH! Went to sleep early to go to the gym - emailed Jeff and confirmed the gym. then went to bed - and didn't set the alarm. I woke up 1/2 an hour AFTER I'm supposed to be at the gym with Jeff. It's one thing for me to sleep in and not make it to the gym - but it's a shitty thing to do to strand Jeff because I'm not smart enough to operate an alarm clock. So fumbled around to call Jeff in a sleepy stupor. He'd emailed me "Hey - I'm downstairs waiting - where are you?" - - Thankfully, Dave dhbearguy gave him a lift - but I still feel like a superschmuck^tm.

Comments

[profkampf.livejournal.com]

Oh I have totally done that before - especially with early morning gym alarms. I think its something internal saying "you don't want to go - you don't want to go"

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

thats what my neighbor said as we walked to the train. It was a subliminal message from my body saying, "Um. no. we're not going to do that today."

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

i didnt know superschmuck was trademarked.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

"That's hot!"

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

superschmuck
superschmuck
superschmuck!

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

"WOOF!"

"I'd tap that"

"GGGRRR"!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

wow.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

not bad for never having been to SF huh??? LOL!! XOXO!!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

pardon? were you saying something?

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

this is why i work out after work. in fact, the eliptical is already taunting me from across town saying "i get you from 530- to 6...wa ha ha ha"

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

it works 99% of the time. I become the evil "I've been up since 5am cheerful morning person" at the office - that everyone else here blogs about.

"OMG - the web director is way too fucking cheerful. He must die.

It's my role in life.

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it! I've done it once to you, so now we're even. I was actually looking forward to going back to sleep when Dave asked me if I wanted to go with him and Kyle. It was one of those damn! um...great! moments.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

thanks for being understanding. I'll be there tomorrow at 6am barring any other natural (or unnatural) catastrophe. (wink)

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

I don't understand.... getting up at 5 to be at the gym by 6 ISN'T UNNATURAL??????

[hereticsoul.livejournal.com]

You'd really hate my mornings then. I'm up at 4:15 so I can be at the gym ready to go by 5:00.

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

Ugh! I can safely say that I am not a morning person, especially when it comes to my gym workout.

what you callin' unnatural? :) (wink)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

5am alarm. kateywalk. kateyfeeding. meditation. on the road in time to pick up Jeff by 6am. at the gym by 610am. on the elliptical for 30 minutes. the realjock tortureworkout^tm till 710am. then fifteen minutes walking at a 15% grade on the treadmill till 725am. Grab up Jeff and head home - drop Jeff at his apartment - hit the showers at 735am. out of the shower and getting dressed by 755am. Kateywalk 2: The Sequel at 8am - via the latte shop across the street - and home by 815am. Quickly check LJ and email - then grab my lunchbox and meet my neighbor outfront at 830am. catch the 835am train downtown - at my desk reading LJ and "working" by 9am. :)

Re: what you callin' unnatural? :) (wink)

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

I'm exhausted just reading this.
Do you talk to anyone while you're doing this.... especially BEFORE the latte stop????

Re: what you callin' unnatural? :) (wink)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

(giggle) I talk to Jeff in the car. (when I actually manage to pick him up) and I am social at the gym - although not a cruisy cathy - I am there to workout. and I do chat at the dogpark - but that's after coffee. Vitamin C is an important treat for having been to the gym. :) it's all about rewards and perspective right?

Re: what you callin' unnatural? :) (wink)

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

Yep that's right. Eating all the pasta I want is my reward for running 3-5 miles a day. I run to eat pasta!

B and K have been trained not to expect any conversation from me until AFTER a cup of coffee, sometimes two, so to imagine doing a full workout before that is just beyond my comprehension.

Re: what you callin' unnatural? :) (wink)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

B&K :) i love that.

almost like you are saying a single word: "beunkay"

and pasta - is hot. pasta is also a great reward.

[hereticsoul.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the way this sort of thing goes? Yesterday, I got up with the alarm but it was bad mojo. The alarm woke me out of a dream, which always leaves me exceptionally disoriented and drowsy. That left me in the thick of a struggle between going to the gym and crawling back into bed. It didn't help that I was afraid I was coming down with a cold.

I got up, took the dogs out for their morning "business" and then decided to do my morning meditation and see how I felt after. The meditation was out of focus so I decided to just to back to bed and get some rest.

I guess that's the advantage of not having a workout partner. Otherwise I'd have had to drag my sorry ass to the gym anyway.

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

I don't see what the big deal is... I'm always up and alert by 5... PM, that is.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

hawt.

[septimuswarren.livejournal.com]

Loser

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

Whore

[septimuswarren.livejournal.com]

Slut

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

toaster oven!