Heard on Muni this morning

[thoreau]

Red headed girl gets on at Civic Center - the train is full and she pushes her way (aggressively) onto the train. A tall man is watching her - having been pressed awfully close to her on the crowded train.

Red-headed girl to tall man: "Take a picture, it'll last longer, asshole."

Tall Man (without missing a beat, and loud enough for everyone around to hear clearly):
"Oh honey - you flatter yourself - unless you can grow a beard overnight and are hiding a 12" cock under that cute little dress, you do nothing for me. And for the record I was admiring that nice fall ensemble you put on - its very pretty - too bad what comes out of your mouth just makes you look and sound real ugly right now."

Red-headed girl: (silence)



omg. wow.

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[bear-left.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

God.

She will never, ever, ever forget that.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Nor should she.

People manage to delight and disappoint at every turn, don't they?

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

*Zing*! I love it!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

people on the train were either stifling laughter - like "oh no she di'n't" or "go grrl" - but it created a real energy. and Mr. Tall Man got a "you go girl" look from me I'll tell you :)

[dennisatl.livejournal.com]

sounds to me like continuation of our political discourse of late.
Crazed raving
met with thoughtful, reasoned reply.
It's enough to give you hope for the country,
one slam-dunk bon mot at a time!

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

This post is made of win. Tall Man needs to give us all his number. ;-)

[madknits.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Never tangle with an evil queen.

[phreddd.livejournal.com]

That was special.

[truthfeather.livejournal.com]

Ah the Compassionate Bitch (tm)
The tall man did some consciousness raising in true Trickster style.

[eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Thank you for sharing with us!

[mister-don.livejournal.com]

Love it!

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

Clothes may make the man, but they can't turn a bee-yotch into a lady.

[musicbearmn.livejournal.com]

Zing! The video of that would have been priceless.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

I love that!

[kenwoodville.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is so funny...laughed so hard I was nearly in tears!

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Um- She deserved that, but as a redhead I can tell you, we sometimes get more than our share of unwanted attention. Knowing that experientially, I'd cut the bitch just a little slack.

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Lovely. Just lovely.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

 

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

A man after my own heart. If this embarasses you, never go out in public with me.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

it doesn't embarass me at all - it was just SO intense and well raw on a Monday morning....

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

Damn,

That is friggin' HYSTERICAL! I have to repost it.... I need to keep that forever, to do the same if I ever find myself in that position.

That's movie script material. Absolutely fantastically AWESOME! :-)

Yaaaaaay!

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

OMG! That was hysterical!

Hi, just passing. Jumped here from hereticsoul's journalfor awhile.

[audrabaudra.livejournal.com]

That's one little bitch sent back to puppy school -- wow. Good on him. She needed to be sent off with her tail between her legs.