OH MY GOD - MY EYES! THE BURNING!

[thoreau]

be very very careful and not accidentally type in faecbook.com instead of facebook.com. faecbook.com redirects to xxxtube.com - and becomes ENTIRELY TOO NASTY instantaneously. not that I did that or anything. with coworkers watching. on a giant projection screen. no - nothing like that happened to me. nope.

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[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

Holy Crap. You reminded of when Randy told me was doing this Powerpoint thingy, cruising right along, then Poof. A certain photo of yours truly suddenly became part of the curriculum. Thank the Tech Gods that I had gym shorts on!!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

oh this goes WAY beyond that - its a truly nasty TOTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY inappropriate for work site.

(i'm still rinsing my eyes and setting up counseling appointments for co-workers)

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many more hits that site will have later tonight, thanks to your reference.

Susan Boyle. Look out, baby!! Faecbook is the new thing on the web!!

[zacki1978.livejournal.com]

wow! Brilliant hehehe

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

actually not so brilliant. if it happened at all. (wink)

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

faecbook.com redirects to xxxtube.com - and becomes ENTIRELY TOO NASTY instantaneously.

But... how is that any different from facebook?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

it involves vagina. graphic vagina in use. women with enough makeup on to be doing kabuki using their mouths & vaginas in work place in appropriate ways.

you would understand the shock - if something like this happened in front of co-workers. on a giant projection screen. which of course, it did not.

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that is slightly worse than 75 "Which gastro-intestinal problem are you?" quiz results. :)

[tigerbeard.livejournal.com]

graphic vagina in use

I like the turn of phrase. It sounds like it should be on a safety sign of some sort.

"Warning, access to trained personnel only - Graphic Vagina In Use"

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

its not that I dislike vaginas mind you - I have several great friends with them - but this site is clearly past my comfort level.

[tigerbeard.livejournal.com]

Speaking as someone who is quite partial to the vagina I can assure you that there are a number of sites that go past mine.

Generally it's when they make that jump from erotica to caving.

Oh, and while I think of it the words Tammy Fae and Vagina should never be used in the same sentence.

[airporter.livejournal.com]

I admit to some small measure of giggles here at your expense, but I must take issue with your response to brunorepublic: those're Tammy Fay imitators, not Kabuki performers.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

your response intimates that you actually visited the site. you ARE a pervert!

[mt-yvr.livejournal.com]

WHY did I just have to picture you in tight fitting leather opera coat, essentially a floating head, saying this with a certain cadence while looking over a pair of glasses.. as if you were booting some one from a television show?

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Because that's who he is. Reincarnate.

[mt-yvr.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I'm the IT Admin. Filters? What filters?

[whatuttercrap.livejournal.com]

Sweet Jesus Robert! You are having a day aren't you?

Time to head home and crawl under the covers until Thursday.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

but then roof would probably fall in if I went home. No - I'll just keep tilting at windmills here at the office. :) thank you.

[nyrimmer.livejournal.com]

Is there really a thing such as "too nasty" ?????

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

oh yes.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! I can't even imagine what you were going to type facebook.com in for all to see, unless you were showing them what a marketing tool it could potentially be (like our theatre does as "popejoy hall"

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

I was trying to login to one of the station facebook pages.... each station has a fan page on Facebook with streaming abilities. :)

[steven-homer.livejournal.com]

Of course I had to visit the site. Eh. I've done worse.

Though not at work, that is.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

precisely. its really not THAT scary - but when it's all coworkers who you are very careful to be above board and professional with... YIKES!

[steven-homer.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you can be confident that your presentation did not bore them, and will be remembered for a long time to cum. Come! Sorry.

[blt4success66.livejournal.com]

oh no.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

oh yes.

[blt4success66.livejournal.com]

damn.

[abqdan.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it didn't happen, because then it would like when I was teaching an intro to Internet course in 1999, and the Whitehouse had just set up whitehouse.gov. Which I showed my audience... only I typed whitehouse.com, with the same effect you describe!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

the scariest few fumbling at the keyboard seconds of my entire career.

[wrascalbc.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. What do you do for an encore?

:o)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

talk about Britney - of course. (wink)

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

Are there ever really any accidents?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

absolutely. :)

[wescobear.livejournal.com]

My bank has an 877 toll free number. The 800 number with the same last seven digits belongs to a phone sex service... which is not even close to the information I'm looking for when I phone my bank.

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, it didn't redirect to Manhunt, let alone anyone from the office's Manhunt profile. Theoretically speaking, of course.

Today, in lecture, my guest lecturer was showing students a Vanity Fair issue dedicated to Africa, especially AIDS in Africa, and managed to mis-click through to a rather striking nude photo of some major supermodel whose name is escaping me.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

I am catching up on my LJ and I'm so completely entertained by your week that I'm not sure I want to keep reading.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

well - I'll break the suspense and tell you I lived until Saturday night 11:13PM. lol. (BARELY)

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