the horrah

[thoreau]

I got my first "solo practice book" for piano from Alita, my piano teacher - and (horrified gasp, flash of lightning, clap of thunder) - the very first solo in my very first solo book is "MY HEART WILL GO ON" by Celine Dion.

(begin action movie cliche)
(shakes fists at sky) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(end action movie cliche)

If I tear the page out will she notice?