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You are The Harpy


a black hole of personal drama and emotional neediness

The Harpy is one of the most damaging cards, destroying faith and crushing dreams

The Harpy is a card that looks no further than the tip of it's nose. It's appearance on the table during a reading says "I NEED MORE MONEY AND POWER AND LESS SHIT FROM YOU PEOPLE!". This card suggests that your role as the emotional vampire in other people's lives is legendary. And, most importantly, that a big hairy sugar daddy will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, and a big ass checkbook to be a guiding light to the future.


They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one. so get in line bitch!




What Tarot Card are You?

Take the Test to Find Out.gg

Date: 2008-03-18 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pulsecub.livejournal.com
No comment.











But I still love you!

today's to-dos

Date: 2008-03-18 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
photoshop skills used for evil (check mark)

Re: today's to-dos

Date: 2008-03-18 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pulsecub.livejournal.com
Yeah, I knew that; there's no "Harpy" Tarot card. :P

Re: today's to-dos

Date: 2008-03-18 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pulsecub.livejournal.com
I do so few of them these days...

Re: today's to-dos

Date: 2008-03-18 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
i hardly ever do them - but for breaking them.....

Like shooting fish in a barrel

Date: 2008-03-18 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bruinwi.livejournal.com
Do you LIVE to be abused?

Re: Like shooting fish in a barrel

Date: 2008-03-18 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
photoshop is my friend :)

Re: Like shooting fish in a barrel

Date: 2008-03-18 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
"Do you LIVE to be abused?"

is that a rhetorical question?

Re: Like shooting fish in a barrel

Date: 2008-03-18 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bruinwi.livejournal.com
Ordinarily, yes.

In this context, no.

Date: 2008-03-18 07:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-18 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bukephalus.livejournal.com
You are a true original! So of course, I must copy...

Date: 2008-03-18 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouble94114.livejournal.com
Leave it to Robert to come up with the Tarot cards we really need! Kudos! I live in fear to see what card he creates next (c'mon Bob... let's work up a whole set... )

And btw an alternative to The Harpy would be The SVEN (no, not the tall blonde swedish Sven you're thinking of). A SVEN is a Swirling Vortex of Emotional Need. Got any of those in your life?

Date: 2008-03-18 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
(looking nervous) no - I know nobody like that at all.

Date: 2008-03-18 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouble94114.livejournal.com
We most have more Gay Stereotype Tarot Cards, Really, really we do.

Date: 2008-03-18 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouble94114.livejournal.com
the two hottest guys on the Simpsons are Ned Flanders and Groundskeeper Willie. Both are pretty buff with their shirts off..

(how does one insert a jpg into a post btw?)

Date: 2008-03-18 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouble94114.livejournal.com
btw.

You do know that the two hottest men on the Simpsons are Ed Flanders and the school janitor. Woof There was a show where Flanders had his shirt off and was trimming the hedge or something.

Date: 2008-03-18 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
my favorite is when Groundskeeper Willy has to chase Bart through the ducts. he comes into the kitchen - wrips his shirt off and says "Grease me up Woman!"

Date: 2008-03-18 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that-dang-otter.livejournal.com
"Ain't no sheep that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

Date: 2008-03-18 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com
"This card mysteriously appeared originally in the 1920s, paralleling the "Flapper" era and the expansion of the "kept women" phenomenon in the U.S. and Europe. After a lull in the following four decaces, its appearance in readings exploded expotentially, starting in the Castro, West Village and Earls' Court neighborhoods and then spreading worldwide.

The Harpy and The Showoff are the most commonly-turned tarot cards as of mid-2005."

Date: 2008-03-18 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticsoul.livejournal.com
ROFL...please tell me you cooked this up yourself! That's hysterical. I had a friend tell me after I designed my deck that I should do a gay tarot...can you just imagine the cards that would have?!

Photoshop Powers - ACTIVATE!

Date: 2008-03-18 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
I had fun adding lichenstien drama to my tarot card!

oh yes. yes I can. :)

Date: 2008-03-19 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
So how did you make the fake card?

evil scientist laugh

Date: 2008-03-19 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
a little photoshop action - and cutting and pasting html and doctoring it to meet my needs :)

Re: evil scientist laugh

Date: 2008-03-20 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
...wish I could do that...

Did you ever finish the Better Bears and Gardens? Maybe got too many requests?

I would so totally get that. So I want you to know you can take me off your list and there would be no hard feelings.

(((HUGS)))

Re: evil scientist laugh

Date: 2008-03-20 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
oh honey that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO December. Yes - I did them till I was turning blue - and well - no project like that should be done when the "creative spark" is done and over. right? :) I'll make sure when I run something like that again - - that you are at the front of the list.

Re: evil scientist laugh

Date: 2008-03-20 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
...I just wish I knew how you overlaid the titles and stuff... Maybe I could do something for YOU then...

(do you read my journal?)

Re: evil scientist laugh

Date: 2008-03-20 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
i absolutely read your journal :)

Re: evil scientist laugh

Date: 2008-03-20 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
**HUGS** and **Kisses**
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