Yes, Dear. Tonight Again.

[thoreau]

So David emails me a link to this article. The jist of the article is tells the story of two couples who had sex every single day for a year - and then wrote books about it to share their lessons and experience with other couples.

(awesome!)

David ends his email with "don't get any ideas" - - he's so sweet to think that. I wrote him back and said "Awesome! We could do a pop-up book!" I forwarded the article to several friends - including Paul excessor who responded "I'm not certain I would want us to drop the frequency to just once a day." to which I responded "what would the title of you and Curtis' book about twice-a-day-boinkage be called?"

Well - the ensuing emails came up with this list of titles:

• "30 days to Great Abs: The Pelvic Thrust Diet"


• "No Blood in My Ankles - a true life story"


• "Paul and Curtis Try To Have A Baby, over and over and over and over....."


• "Stuffing for the Holidays: How to Make Every Day Thanksgiving"


• "Sling Workouts and Playbook"


• "Laughter Is the Best Medicine, Especially When Tickling His Tummy From the Inside"


• "Soft Heart, Callused Back"


• "The Paul And Curtis Boink-erobics Challenge"


• "Butt! A Journey"


• "30 Days of Butt Piracy: Keep the Gatorade by the Bedside"


• a children's book: "Mike Has Two Daddies (That he never sees because they're constantly fucking)"

Help Curtis dr_scott and Paul excessor title their tell-all boinkage book now by contributing your ideas as comments.

Do it for the children....

Comments

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

"How I Saved Viagra From Bankruptcy"

"I've Fallen, and All I Can Do is Get It Up"

"How to Make the Most of Your 'Staycation'"

It's more of a movie of the week in my mind....

[bearringsd.livejournal.com]

Spike Networks, in conjuction with Lifetime Television presents...

"Not without my butt" starring Stephen Collins and James Brolin, with special appearances by Valerie Bertinelli and Delta Burke.

Re: It's more of a movie of the week in my mind....

[excessor.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh out loud when I read it.

You forgot Markie Post.

Re: It's more of a movie of the week in my mind....

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

oh! and Meredith Baxter Burney

(the mother from Family Ties that only plays psychopathic prison bitches now)

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

Reading that makes me so very, very envious.

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

You rely on excessor's word on this??

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

Good point. :)

Regardless, someone's gettin' a lot more than I am these days!

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

The Joy Fuck Club
Curtis' End
Brave New Bottom
Chronicles of Hornia
Curtis at the Bat
For Whom the Bottom Tolls
A Separate Peace...of Ass
Importance of Doing Curtis
Little Paul Riding Curtis
Lord of the 1st (and 2nd) Ring
Starlet Letter

[budmassey.livejournal.com]

Ok, now THOSE are good. I was going to post "Fuck Away Fat", but you win!

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

"The 'Fuck It Away' Sure-Thing Lose-Weight Diet Plan" is a sure best-seller.

[budmassey.livejournal.com]

Does it come with a pill? I love those "diet plans" that say "just take crapozene, AND FOLLOW OUR SIMPLE DIET PLAN, and you'll lose weight - GUARANTEED!"

Oh wait. There IS a pill that comes to mind. *evil grin*

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

One Squirt, Two Squirt, Hairy Flirt, Smooth Flirt

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

I think Gold's Castro has Boink-erobics classes. They need to find a way to move them out of the steam room if they want it to catch on.

[bukephalus.livejournal.com]

Very amusing! But also a very important topic. I know couples who stay together in sexless relationships, and I just don't get it. My longtime partner and I had sex 6 days a week for 10 years (not 1 year or actually less like the couple in the article). And yes, some days we had more than one orgasm each.

But we still broke up.

On the other hand, we might have broken up much sooner otherwise.

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

I just want it to be an LJ meme, with flickr/xtube links.

(The action, not the title. ;-))

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

I loved Stuffing for the Holidays: How to Make Every Day Thanksgiving. You should follow it up with a sequel, perhaps entitled "Helping Santa Empty His Bulging Sack: How to Make Every Day Christmas"?

I foresee a whole set of holiday-themed sex books, with accompanying recipes and table settings.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

table settings optional, cuz at this rate, I'm sure that table is gonna get used and not for dinner!!

[throbbin.livejournal.com]

You mean like "Why Wait Three Days to Rise Again?: The Easter Sex Method"

I'll leave "Halloweenie" to the masses.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

that redefines a "come to Jesus" moment now doesn't it?

[throbbin.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwww

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

OMG! I can't believe I just read that article this morning myself....thinking...yeah, right!! Then to find it so uniquely twisted here!! and these other comments have me rolling in the aisle....or the hay, considering the present topic of conversation!!!

MAKE IT A MUSICAL

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

Boinkerobics: THE MUSICAL! Finally a musical that can use "Fist Me This Christmas" and "Do You Take it in the ass" in the proper family setting it belongs in.

Re: MAKE IT A MUSICAL

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

There's also that Michael Jackson hit "Do It":

"Just do it!(do it)
Do it!(do it)
Shove it up my ass
And screw it!"

Here's My Paltry Contributions...

[krypto38801.livejournal.com]

Semen-ting A Relationship: The 365 Days-A-Year Planner
(day 1: screw. Day 2: screw. Day 3: you get the idea...)

Cum Again? How to Make the Most of Your Bed

Brokeback Mounting

Rubber Sheets, Happy Home

[major7.livejournal.com]

My partner and I had sex (at least once) every for the first almost 2 years of our relationship.

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

A couple of these titles made me laugh out loud! Mucho fun!

HUGS!

[starzinked.livejournal.com]

"Morningwood and Evening Glory, a Tale of Two Homos"