driving with David....

[thoreau]

Our cartrips always give me the opportunity to break out my tried and true cartrip comments!

(passing "watch for falling rock" sign)

Muffin: "Why don't ever hear about the dangers of smooth jazz - or reggae - "

Dr. Dave: "umm...."

Muffin: "or burt bacharach - what about the danger HE poses!?"

Dr. Dave: "um...okay." (silence)

(passing "congestion ahead" sign)

Muffin: "wow - we really must be rural, I guess they don't have sudafed here."

Dr. Dave: "why?"

Muffin: "well that sign back there said congestion ahead...."

Dr. Dave: "oh." (silence)

Comments

[bibliocub.livejournal.com]

I think the dear doctor showed great constraint. It must be love. I would receive a slap to the back of the head from my hubby for just one of those comments.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

If we were on an extended roadtrip, you'd be dead by now. :-)

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

No signs warning about "Kenny G"?

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Oh my...this happens all the time, doesn't it? :)

[surewood31.livejournal.com]

Do you provide your own rimshot?

[tinman11201.livejournal.com]

love it! I get your humor! can't wait to meet you in person someday very soon!

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

In the Central Valley it would be "Rush Limbaugh" and "Praise Geezus!". Count your blessings. :)

[jhitchin.livejournal.com]

I was hoping for signs that said, "DANGER - PIÑA COLADAS" followed by "WATCH FOR GETTIN' CAUGHT IN THE RAIN."

[wrascalbc.livejournal.com]

How about an SF sign that says "It's raining men."

Hallelujah!

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

i see you inherited the same great list of "humor" from our father. DTP has the same "reaction" to my humor. Albeit slightly different subjects, but yet the same..."ummmm yeah"...reaction.

[airporter.livejournal.com]

You might want to re-think "tried and true" for a more decriptively honest statement. Something like "ancient low-fat originals" maybe?





(I'm running away now. Bye!)

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Buy your lovely man a ball-gag as a gift.

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Dave is clearly good for you. That's all I'm sayin'. :-)

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

Granted, I'm out in the boonies, but what ARE the traffic hazzards of smooth jazz and reggae?

[audrabaudra.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's laughing inside!

[rlegters.livejournal.com]

I always wonder when I see the sign
"SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING" -

where do the bright children play?

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'd be giggling!

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaay!

I didn't realise that you had as silly a sense of humour as I do!

I'm like, "Where do Australian native birds stay when they're on holiday?"



"At the Parrots Hilton".


Boom Tish! :-)