driving with David....

[thoreau]

Our cartrips always give me the opportunity to break out my tried and true cartrip comments!

(passing "watch for falling rock" sign)

Muffin: "Why don't ever hear about the dangers of smooth jazz - or reggae - "

Dr. Dave: "umm...."

Muffin: "or burt bacharach - what about the danger HE poses!?"

Dr. Dave: "um...okay." (silence)

(passing "congestion ahead" sign)

Muffin: "wow - we really must be rural, I guess they don't have sudafed here."

Dr. Dave: "why?"

Muffin: "well that sign back there said congestion ahead...."

Dr. Dave: "oh." (silence)

Comments

[bibliocub.livejournal.com]

I think the dear doctor showed great constraint. It must be love. I would receive a slap to the back of the head from my hubby for just one of those comments.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

that is the genius of dating an introvert... they just THINK about slapping you on the back of the head. LOL!

[bibliocub.livejournal.com]

You are blessed!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

If we were on an extended roadtrip, you'd be dead by now. :-)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

you say the SWEETEST things :)

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

No signs warning about "Kenny G"?

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

if you need a warning about Kenny G you are dead already.

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Oh my...this happens all the time, doesn't it? :)

[surewood31.livejournal.com]

Do you provide your own rimshot?

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

If Robert has this skill, I want photos. :)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

(points) PERV! you Sir are a pervert!

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

Um .. and this is news how?

:-)

Happy Monday sweetie!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

you watch that long enough your eyes will go square like the TV!

Happy Monday right back big guy!

[surewood31.livejournal.com]

Sooo....we perverts gotta stick together. Though I consider us PRO-verts

[tinman11201.livejournal.com]

love it! I get your humor! can't wait to meet you in person someday very soon!

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

In the Central Valley it would be "Rush Limbaugh" and "Praise Geezus!". Count your blessings. :)

[jhitchin.livejournal.com]

I was hoping for signs that said, "DANGER - PIÑA COLADAS" followed by "WATCH FOR GETTIN' CAUGHT IN THE RAIN."

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

Cakes out in the rain - next 10 miles

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

and you'll never find the recipe again...

[wrascalbc.livejournal.com]

How about an SF sign that says "It's raining men."

Hallelujah!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

so many people get the wrong idea about San Francisco... I wonder why.....

[wrascalbc.livejournal.com]

I saw those signs last July in Sacto!

[surewood31.livejournal.com]

what good is a naked orgy of hairy horny musclebears when all holes are EXIT ONLY?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

SF is notorious for being all bottoms LOL!

[surewood31.livejournal.com]

Ok, so the Mid Atlantic shares something in common with SF. Hmm, maybe we should start putting Tops on the Endangered Species list, cause they are becoming scarce. We need to start breeding them in captivity.

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

i see you inherited the same great list of "humor" from our father. DTP has the same "reaction" to my humor. Albeit slightly different subjects, but yet the same..."ummmm yeah"...reaction.

[airporter.livejournal.com]

You might want to re-think "tried and true" for a more decriptively honest statement. Something like "ancient low-fat originals" maybe?





(I'm running away now. Bye!)

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Buy your lovely man a ball-gag as a gift.

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Dave is clearly good for you. That's all I'm sayin'. :-)

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

Granted, I'm out in the boonies, but what ARE the traffic hazzards of smooth jazz and reggae?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

sudden narcolepsy?

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

My bad. I thought that was brought on by "The BBC on NPR".

However, I do realize that listening to Kenny G can cause spontaneous combustion and seisures, while Celine Dion brings on bouts of projectile vomiting.

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

oh the dangers of a single Celine single are well documented.

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

And you wonder why I haven't bought a "popular" CD in over 10 years.

Broadway cast albums are another thing, altogether.

[audrabaudra.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's laughing inside!

[rlegters.livejournal.com]

I always wonder when I see the sign
"SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING" -

where do the bright children play?

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

thats a good one...

we were walking yesterday out in the neighborhood - and David spoke up on the "slow sign" - someone had posted the sign well into the lane of traffic. He volunteered that the first problem was their parents letting them play right out in the street. He loves playing the next city over (Menlo Park) as some how lesser - and "the hood" - and will say things like "Over in eclectic progressive Palo Alto" we'd do this (insert great thing about Palo Alto) - while look (pointing at something in Menlo Park) - thats how you get treated in Menlo Park. He's really very funny.

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

There's no challenge going after the slow children; it's more sporting to go after the fast, spry ones.

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'd be giggling!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

Dave giggles on the inside. LOL - he's very sweet about my constant onslaught of puns and overtly basic humor.

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaay!

I didn't realise that you had as silly a sense of humour as I do!

I'm like, "Where do Australian native birds stay when they're on holiday?"



"At the Parrots Hilton".


Boom Tish! :-)