(horror movie scene, set in a big house with creaky wood floors and stairways) Phil - where are you? (floor creak) Aunty Muffin has something delicious for you to eat! (grinds fork against plate) It's good for you! (floor creak, sounds of children in dining room shrieking as they are forced to eat brussel sprouts echos through the house)
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branchandroot
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Date: 2009-01-08 04:19 pm (UTC)*runs and hides*
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Date: 2009-01-08 04:28 pm (UTC)Phil - where are you? (floor creak) Aunty Muffin has something delicious for you to eat! (grinds fork against plate) It's good for you! (floor creak, sounds of children in dining room shrieking as they are forced to eat brussel sprouts echos through the house)
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Date: 2009-01-08 04:48 pm (UTC)*grabs an asparagus spear to bat away the evil sprouts*
mmmm... tasty aparagus. oh, damn *starts running again*