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thoreau
I need someone to design a gay relationships easy button. So when I want a hunkaburnin'furrylove to spend the night with - or to cook dinner for - or have him cook dinner for me - or to go camping with and share a sleeping bag - or whatever - I just hit the "easy button". No answering internet ads, no hoping Mr. Right will show up in your volunteer opportunities, no hoping that you'll kiss someone at fetish night and he'll throw you over his shoulder and make you all his, no watching romantic movies alone, no having crappy lonely mornings, no hating that the weekend is here because you'll just spend it alone again. no devalueing yourself because you don't have a boyfriend and wonder whether to just give up because the pain of it not working out lingers far longer than the actual love for someone did..
none of that.
Just press -
and SHAZAM!
Instaboyfriendtm
no issues. no lying. no cheating. no self flaggelation. no being untruthful to himself or you. nope.
it would be easy.
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:13 pm (UTC)...on their ass
thats not the relationship button
Date: 2007-09-13 09:15 pm (UTC)cheap whore who works at a tanning saloncome play with my butt buttontmRe: thats not the relationship button
Date: 2007-09-13 09:19 pm (UTC)but if the shoe fits...Re: thats not the relationship button
Date: 2007-09-13 09:23 pm (UTC)Re: thats not the relationship button
Date: 2007-09-13 09:26 pm (UTC)because I'm a pushy bottom that wants it done MY way damnit!T and A
Date: 2007-09-14 01:56 pm (UTC)Re: T and A
Date: 2007-09-14 02:02 pm (UTC)Tits and Ass won't. get. you. jobs.
unlesssssss theiiiiiiirr yoooooooooooours.
*cackle*
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Date: 2007-09-14 02:23 pm (UTC)Re: T and A
Date: 2007-09-14 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 09:16 pm (UTC)It's called rentboy.com
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:17 pm (UTC)EEK!
Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-13 09:19 pm (UTC)My mom was a slutty hippy, what can I say? [[winks]]
Re: Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(taps foot)
um... your point would be?
(cackle)
Re: Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-13 09:50 pm (UTC)Nevermind.
[[goes back to his non-stop sensuality-filled sybaritic lifestyle of constant indulgence]]
"I regret nothing!!! Let us cavort like the Greeks of old -- you know the ones I mean..."
Re: Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-13 09:51 pm (UTC)Re: Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-14 01:40 am (UTC)And pudding. I have a thing for pudding, too.
(( No, not really, but "I have a thing for Nachos dripping with cheese and jalapenos" just doesn't have the same cachet, now does it? ))
Re: Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-13 09:53 pm (UTC)Re: Holy crap!
Date: 2007-09-14 01:39 am (UTC)And good for you with that whole spelling-bee thing! Let me know how that works out for ya -- I hear the kid from South Dakota's really kicking some serious tail this year... [[nods sagely]]
;o)
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 10:54 pm (UTC)when I bite into a York Peppermint Patty
I see dogs sniffinstuff sniffin
not waiting for something to happen but ready if it does
always ready
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 09:33 pm (UTC)What about all that "finding the boyfriend within" stuff? A nice theory, anyway...
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:55 pm (UTC)blahblahloveyourselffirstblah
(giggle)
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 09:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 09:57 pm (UTC)"Find your physical ideal in a man. His looks, his body, his physique. Never mind what his mental or emotional attributes are. Once you have found him, make sure you are going to keep him, and then spend the REST OF YOUR LIFE CHANGING HIS OPINIONS AND ATTITUDES to your specifications!"
Worked for me :)
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Date: 2007-09-13 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-13 11:11 pm (UTC)HUGS!
Wow!
Date: 2007-09-14 02:38 am (UTC)I'm more powerful than I thought!
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Date: 2007-09-14 05:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-14 02:00 pm (UTC)personally insulting one another overdebating. It's a big myth that there is a romantic adventure waiting around every corner here.no subject
Date: 2007-09-14 04:10 pm (UTC)and talk about getting into someone else's head, you could have dictated most of that from my thoughts recently! ;-)