easy...

[thoreau]

I need someone to design a gay relationships easy button.

So when I want a hunkaburnin'furrylove to spend the night with - or to cook dinner for - or have him cook dinner for me - or to go camping with and share a sleeping bag - or whatever - I just hit the "easy button". No answering internet ads, no hoping Mr. Right will show up in your volunteer opportunities, no hoping that you'll kiss someone at fetish night and he'll throw you over his shoulder and make you all his, no watching romantic movies alone, no having crappy lonely mornings, no hating that the weekend is here because you'll just spend it alone again. no devalueing yourself because you don't have a boyfriend and wonder whether to just give up because the pain of it not working out lingers far longer than the actual love for someone did..

none of that.

Just press -

and SHAZAM!

Instaboyfriend^tm

no issues. no lying. no cheating. no self flaggelation. no being untruthful to himself or you. nope.

it would be easy.

Comments

[pulsecub.livejournal.com]

[Insert snarky comment here.]

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so stealing the both of your icons, weeeeee!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

glad we could be of service - madame. :);)

[pulsecub.livejournal.com]

Ooooo.... I want one of those buttons!