Totally....

[thoreau]

(valley grrl voice)

OMG - like -- so here I am this morning on my mac - and it says - "do you want to update n' stuff" - ya know? - so totally click yes - cuz - I have to be on the edge and stuff - like Becky? yah. her. omg. anyways - so I download it all right - and because my stuff is hyperspeed it takes like no time at all till i hear that cute little bing noise that tells my computer is totally done and stuff? so now I have Leopard. grr. (giggle) yeah - like a cute little leopard like those gay guys have in Vegas? only on the chips inside my mac. they're like soaking in it and stuff - ya know? So -- I try it out. and like I get my own Spotlight. uhmuhgawd. so cool. I can totally find my Britney Spears videos - including that freak that told us to leave her alone? yeah. ohmygod. freak uh zoid. anyway - yeah - we're talking geek stuff. so - when I typed "betch," Leopard found a PowerPoint presentation with a beach theme, a picture of my puppy and songs in my iTunes library by the Kelly. Omg she rocks - my brother says she's a boy - but I think he's a dickbrain. yeah. and so gross. Then - I totally played with the dashboard - and stuff. so I can see my Ram revving and stuff - a bitchin' world clock, a calculator - must. have. - , dictionary - cuz omg my spelling is the suck, translator - it can speak french but it totally can't get me a date and stuff, flight tracker - so I can see when my Mom and Dad are back so I can shut down my parties in time, weather updater - oh I know - so I can totally know - the right outfits... exactly grrrl, and metric converter - so we can totally see how much we weigh in like France and stuff.

oh - what?

You own a PC

- oh girlfriend? no -

You so totally need to go Mac.

I mean - just for the RSS Screen Saver.

What? RSS? Real Simple Shit -

I totally have Justin Timberlake's blog RSS'd to my mac - it was just a simple click away. I can totally peek at flying headlines from his blog and press keys to jump to it and stuff. You don't care? grrrl - of course you do - you're just a jealous PC betch. yes. I said you are a fat PC user. Betch.

I'd video conference your ass and tell you how lame you are - but you don't have a camera built into your machine. Hey - don't be all jealous and shit.

(dialtone)

Whatever...

Comments

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure - like - i'm working and stuff. (unlike some other grrrrrrl I know) I get out of this place like six and stuff? I'll cell you then - k?

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

Kewl!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

perhaps like - by the time I'm totally home and stuff - we could like - go find dindin and stuff? k?

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

Robert - Still at the Ontario airport; between traffic and a less-than-brilliant SW staffer I missed my 11:55 flight. On standby for the 2:15; keep your fingers crossed that they have a seat for me.

Roy is getting in to OAK about 3:00 p.m., and if I do as well we will probably head over to SF together. My plans are flexible, but I did promise Dave/design_bear I'd meet him around 10:00 p.m.

I'll keep you posted as to my flight status.