Totally....

[thoreau]

(valley grrl voice)

OMG - like -- so here I am this morning on my mac - and it says - "do you want to update n' stuff" - ya know? - so totally click yes - cuz - I have to be on the edge and stuff - like Becky? yah. her. omg. anyways - so I download it all right - and because my stuff is hyperspeed it takes like no time at all till i hear that cute little bing noise that tells my computer is totally done and stuff? so now I have Leopard. grr. (giggle) yeah - like a cute little leopard like those gay guys have in Vegas? only on the chips inside my mac. they're like soaking in it and stuff - ya know? So -- I try it out. and like I get my own Spotlight. uhmuhgawd. so cool. I can totally find my Britney Spears videos - including that freak that told us to leave her alone? yeah. ohmygod. freak uh zoid. anyway - yeah - we're talking geek stuff. so - when I typed "betch," Leopard found a PowerPoint presentation with a beach theme, a picture of my puppy and songs in my iTunes library by the Kelly. Omg she rocks - my brother says she's a boy - but I think he's a dickbrain. yeah. and so gross. Then - I totally played with the dashboard - and stuff. so I can see my Ram revving and stuff - a bitchin' world clock, a calculator - must. have. - , dictionary - cuz omg my spelling is the suck, translator - it can speak french but it totally can't get me a date and stuff, flight tracker - so I can see when my Mom and Dad are back so I can shut down my parties in time, weather updater - oh I know - so I can totally know - the right outfits... exactly grrrl, and metric converter - so we can totally see how much we weigh in like France and stuff.

oh - what?

You own a PC

- oh girlfriend? no -

You so totally need to go Mac.

I mean - just for the RSS Screen Saver.

What? RSS? Real Simple Shit -

I totally have Justin Timberlake's blog RSS'd to my mac - it was just a simple click away. I can totally peek at flying headlines from his blog and press keys to jump to it and stuff. You don't care? grrrl - of course you do - you're just a jealous PC betch. yes. I said you are a fat PC user. Betch.

I'd video conference your ass and tell you how lame you are - but you don't have a camera built into your machine. Hey - don't be all jealous and shit.

(dialtone)

Whatever...

Comments

[poztatt.livejournal.com]

So I like, giggled and stuff? But, like, I couldn't really, like, follow it? Cuz, like, I'm not so techno-whatever. OMG! You could SOOO help me, like, with my homework, right? TOTALLY.

:P




(love this, had a mad giggle)

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

You are so totally cruising me - you're looking for more than just - like - homework help... (you want to) gag me and like - stuff.

[poztatt.livejournal.com]

Like... DUH.

(eyeroll)

Yer, like, a total hottie.